An open letter to the person who broke into my truck:
(Although I'm fairly certain you will never read this, I don't care. I feel like venting.)
Anyone with a conscience could never justify causing over a thousand dollars worth of damage to steal a cd player that was worth under a hundred dollars (and that was when I bought it, which was over five years ago). But not you. Although this was not a truly serious crime, I suspect that you are a repeat offender because nearly everyone I spoke to at work (in the Arena District of Columbus) had been broken into at one time or another. You will be caught eventually, although the amount of time you spend in jail will undoubtedly be less than the time your victims have spent on the phone with the police, insurance agencies, etc.
What I can't seem to understand, however, is your selection of items to steal. Personally, I would have taken the $30 motorola car charger that was simply laying there in the floor. Instead, you chose to take a pair of scratched up, off-brand girl's sunglasses and a lifeguard first aid kit full of gauze...
Maybe you were forced into a life of crime because you lack the basic intelligence required to obtain a minimum wage job. If so, perhaps you should lay off smoking pot in the cars you are breaking into. Thanks for the contact high coming out of my seat fabric! You must truly be desperate, because I have parked in the ghetto of Clifton for over 3 years and have never had a problem.
May you be jailed promptly,
Ashley Halsey
side note: Arena District parking lots should buy some cameras!! How much could it cost? It wouldn't even need to work, just be visibly present. Do not park in the lot on the corner of Kilbourne and Neil.